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1) Name: Addison
2) Name Backwards: Nosidda
3) Were you named after anyone?: Some nth great grandfather.
4) Does your name mean anything?: Son of Adam, the Son of Red Earth. AKA: Grandson of Dirt.
5) Nick Name(s): None.
6) Screen Name(s): ProfessorVermo, Pixel3r, BrianSeltsam, InspiredLight, countless others used for single occurances.
7) Date of Birth: 6/25/94
8) Place You're From: Washington, the Pacific one, not the political one.
10) Current Location: Bed!
11) Sign: Cancer.
12) Religion: The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.
13) Height: ~6'
15) Shoe Size: Massive.
16) Hair color: Brown
17) Eye color: Brown.
18) What you look like: An extremely loved teddy bear that's been worn to baldness by hugging.
19) Innie or Outie: I'm not a Borrower.
20) Righty, Lefty:  Tighty, Loosey?
21) Are you Straight: Technically no. Asexual.
22) Best friend(s): :iconbarondando: :icongreenhuntress1: :iconfletcher-guy:
23) Best friend you trust the most: Trust to do what? Conquer the earth? :iconbarondando: Kill me one day in my sleep? :icongreenhuntress1: Never finish his Fanfiction? :iconfletcher-guy:
24) Best friends {your sex}::iconbarondando: :iconfletcher-guy: :iconyrucrem91:
25) Best friends of the opposite sex: :icongreenhuntress1: :iconsunriseoflove: :iconzombieryuka:
26) Best Bud(s): Never successfully grown any buds... Not that I've tried... That year with Cedric was WwwweeeeeEEEEeeeeeiiiiIiiiRRRrrrrDDDddd... ...
27) Girlfriends? : N/A
28) Crush:  Unsure. I feel a sense of love for each of my female friends, but I'm not sure it's a crush on every single one.
29) Parent(s): Countless. Some great, and some positively grand.
30) Worst Enemy: None. I try to avoid hate.
31) Favorite on-line Guy(s): ...
32) Favorite on-line Girl(s):  ...
33) Funniest friend: None. They are all funny.
34) Craziest friend: :iconyrucrem91:
35) Advice Friend: My mom.
36) Loudest Friend:  :iconyrucrem91:
37) Person you cry with: The little girls I babysit occasionally. They don't react to seeing a full-grown man break down into sobbing tears.

Do You Have...

38) Any sisters: Dos.
39) Any brothers: Un.
40) Any pets: Do sentient computers count?
41) A Disease: Not strictly speaking.
42) A Pager: Ennope. Only migrated to cell phone this week.
43) A Personal phone line: Ennope.
44) A Cell phone: Eeyup. It WAS emergency cell-phone #3, but it became mine recently.
45) A Lava lamp: If only, if only.
46) A Pool or hot tub: Not even in my dreams.
47) A Car: No.

Describe Your...

48) Personality: Creative. Insane. Chaste. Thoughtful. Impulsive. Layered.
49) Driving: In need of improvement.
50) Car or one you want: Teleporter pad.
51) Room: Messy, homely. Me.
52) Mmh: Deep evening purple, with celestial symbols along the hem.
53) School: College.
54) Bed: Heaven on earth.
55) Relationship with your parent(s): Very close to my mom. Estranged from my father.

Do You...

56) Believe in yourself: To do what? Become a good father? Yes. Fight a war? No.
57) Believe in love at first sight?: Platonic love, yes. Romantic love? No.
58) Consider yourself a good listener: Eeyup.
60) Get Along with your parents: One of them, yes.
61) Save your e-mail conversations: Why wouldn't I?
62) Pray: Not as often as I should....
63) Believe in reincarnation: Ennope.
64) Like to make fun of people: Only in the satirical teaching sense.
65) Like to talk on the phone:  NO! There's a reason I only just managed to drag myself into the world of telecommunication.
66) Like to eat: Depends on what, but generally yes.
67) Like to drive: NO! I only do it out of necessity.
68) Get motion sickness: Rarely.
69) Eat the stems of broccoli: Yes! It is so delicious!
70) Eat chicken fingers with a fork: ...Fingers is in the name for a reason.
71) Dream in color: Don't dream.
72) Type with your fingers on home row: Nope. 75wpm hunt-n-peck.
73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: If I could find one big enough, I would wrap my arms around it and never let go.

What Is...?

74) Right next to you: Thermos of Tea.
75) On the walls of your room: Fantasy memorobilia.
76) On your mouse pad: No mouse pad.
77) Your dream car: Teleporter pad. Remember?
78) Your dream date: A woman who shares my seemingly conflicting love of nature and technology, and who can fascinate me with her idle conversation.
79) Your dream honeymoon spot: A cabin in the snow-covered mountains.
80) Your dream husband/wife: A woman who will allow our children to be themselves, and encourage them to be the best they can be.
81) Your bedtime: Theoretically? 10:00. Experimentally? 11:30.
82) Under your bed: Void between dimensions.
83) The single most important question: Do I like who I am.
84) Your bad time of the day: Mid-Day, when I want a nap but have math class.
85) Your worst fear(s): Losing control.
86) The weather like: Stormy. Wind/Rain/Snow, doesn't matter.
87) The time: Late.
88) The date: T-53 Days until the apocalypse.
89) The best trick you ever played on someone: Making a guy believe I was from Neptune.
90) The weirdest food or drink that you like: Tea?
91) Theme Song: Some lifetime long symphony piece that incorporates techno-beats and a full choir.
93) Your funniest experience: "Trees have bones."
94) Your scariest moment: Living half of my life on a powder-keg.
95) The silliest thing you've ever said: "Politics! Politicality! AND SWEARING!"
96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex: Say hello.
97) The scariest thing that's ever happened while with your friend(s): Convinced them I had actually fainted on the pavement.
99) The best feeling in the world: A cup of warm tea in your hands, a plate of fresh cookies off to one side, all nine muses singing their songs of inspiration to you, and a good joke from three weeks ago coming back to you.
100) I tag:
NO ONE! Because I know how irritating it is to be tagged. *giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*
  • Mood: Peaceful
  • Listening to: Ballad of the Windfish by RomTom
  • Reading: The Norton Anthology
  • Watching: Eureka
  • Playing: Oracle of Ages
  • Eating: Cup Noodles.
  • Drinking: Tea

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Brian Seltsam
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I am a teenaged boy, occasionally with too much time on his hands. I work primarily with the written word, but also with pixels and 3D modeling. A great deal of my work is fan work, but I also create original pieces, usually written...

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:iconcelestial080:
celestial080 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Thank you so much for the fav! :D
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ProfessorVermo Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
My pleasure~ It's a lovely piece with a distinctive style
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CanisLupusDingo Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014   General Artist
Thank you kindly for the :+fav: :boogie: I really appreciate it!
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ProfessorVermo Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
My pleasure~ It was a beautiful work, well done!
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CanisLupusDingo Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014   General Artist
Thank you again!
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CHOBI-PHO Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
hey thanks again for the fav! i really REALLY appreciate it!!
awesome gallery btw!! keep it up!!! :happybounce:
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ProfessorVermo Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh gosh, now I'm blushing.
I haven't posted anything in years. Haven't done much visual or interesting writing either.
Your gallery is all of excellent quality, on the other hand! It is a pleasure to peruse~
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CHOBI-PHO Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
:hug: !~
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shycatgirl Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for the fav on my Miyazaki portrait! Feel free to come check out the rest of my gallery and fav or watch if you like it! :iconhiyorismileplz:
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ProfessorVermo Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
My pleasure~ I will be sure to peruse your gallery when I have a few spare minutes.
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