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1) Name: Addison
2) Name Backwards: Nosidda
3) Were you named after anyone?: Some nth great grandfather.
4) Does your name mean anything?: Son of Adam, the Son of Red Earth. AKA: Grandson of Dirt.
5) Nick Name(s): None.
6) Screen Name(s): ProfessorVermo, Pixel3r, BrianSeltsam, InspiredLight, countless others used for single occurances.
7) Date of Birth: 6/25/94
8) Place You're From: Washington, the Pacific one, not the political one.
10) Current Location: Bed!
11) Sign: Cancer.
12) Religion: The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.
13) Height: ~6'
15) Shoe Size: Massive.
16) Hair color: Brown
17) Eye color: Brown.
18) What you look like: An extremely loved teddy bear that's been worn to baldness by hugging.
19) Innie or Outie: I'm not a Borrower.
20) Righty, Lefty:  Tighty, Loosey?
21) Are you Straight: Technically no. Asexual.
22) Best friend(s): :iconbarondando: :icongreenhuntress1: :iconfletcher-guy:
23) Best friend you trust the most: Trust to do what? Conquer the earth? :iconbarondando: Kill me one day in my sleep? :icongreenhuntress1: Never finish his Fanfiction? :iconfletcher-guy:
24) Best friends {your sex}::iconbarondando: :iconfletcher-guy: :iconyrucrem91:
25) Best friends of the opposite sex: :icongreenhuntress1: :iconsunriseoflove: :iconzombieryuka:
26) Best Bud(s): Never successfully grown any buds... Not that I've tried... That year with Cedric was WwwweeeeeEEEEeeeeeiiiiIiiiRRRrrrrDDDddd... ...
27) Girlfriends? : N/A
28) Crush:  Unsure. I feel a sense of love for each of my female friends, but I'm not sure it's a crush on every single one.
29) Parent(s): Countless. Some great, and some positively grand.
30) Worst Enemy: None. I try to avoid hate.
31) Favorite on-line Guy(s): ...
32) Favorite on-line Girl(s):  ...
33) Funniest friend: None. They are all funny.
34) Craziest friend: :iconyrucrem91:
35) Advice Friend: My mom.
36) Loudest Friend:  :iconyrucrem91:
37) Person you cry with: The little girls I babysit occasionally. They don't react to seeing a full-grown man break down into sobbing tears.

Do You Have...

38) Any sisters: Dos.
39) Any brothers: Un.
40) Any pets: Do sentient computers count?
41) A Disease: Not strictly speaking.
42) A Pager: Ennope. Only migrated to cell phone this week.
43) A Personal phone line: Ennope.
44) A Cell phone: Eeyup. It WAS emergency cell-phone #3, but it became mine recently.
45) A Lava lamp: If only, if only.
46) A Pool or hot tub: Not even in my dreams.
47) A Car: No.

Describe Your...

48) Personality: Creative. Insane. Chaste. Thoughtful. Impulsive. Layered.
49) Driving: In need of improvement.
50) Car or one you want: Teleporter pad.
51) Room: Messy, homely. Me.
52) Mmh: Deep evening purple, with celestial symbols along the hem.
53) School: College.
54) Bed: Heaven on earth.
55) Relationship with your parent(s): Very close to my mom. Estranged from my father.

Do You...

56) Believe in yourself: To do what? Become a good father? Yes. Fight a war? No.
57) Believe in love at first sight?: Platonic love, yes. Romantic love? No.
58) Consider yourself a good listener: Eeyup.
60) Get Along with your parents: One of them, yes.
61) Save your e-mail conversations: Why wouldn't I?
62) Pray: Not as often as I should....
63) Believe in reincarnation: Ennope.
64) Like to make fun of people: Only in the satirical teaching sense.
65) Like to talk on the phone:  NO! There's a reason I only just managed to drag myself into the world of telecommunication.
66) Like to eat: Depends on what, but generally yes.
67) Like to drive: NO! I only do it out of necessity.
68) Get motion sickness: Rarely.
69) Eat the stems of broccoli: Yes! It is so delicious!
70) Eat chicken fingers with a fork: ...Fingers is in the name for a reason.
71) Dream in color: Don't dream.
72) Type with your fingers on home row: Nope. 75wpm hunt-n-peck.
73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: If I could find one big enough, I would wrap my arms around it and never let go.

What Is...?

74) Right next to you: Thermos of Tea.
75) On the walls of your room: Fantasy memorobilia.
76) On your mouse pad: No mouse pad.
77) Your dream car: Teleporter pad. Remember?
78) Your dream date: A woman who shares my seemingly conflicting love of nature and technology, and who can fascinate me with her idle conversation.
79) Your dream honeymoon spot: A cabin in the snow-covered mountains.
80) Your dream husband/wife: A woman who will allow our children to be themselves, and encourage them to be the best they can be.
81) Your bedtime: Theoretically? 10:00. Experimentally? 11:30.
82) Under your bed: Void between dimensions.
83) The single most important question: Do I like who I am.
84) Your bad time of the day: Mid-Day, when I want a nap but have math class.
85) Your worst fear(s): Losing control.
86) The weather like: Stormy. Wind/Rain/Snow, doesn't matter.
87) The time: Late.
88) The date: T-53 Days until the apocalypse.
89) The best trick you ever played on someone: Making a guy believe I was from Neptune.
90) The weirdest food or drink that you like: Tea?
91) Theme Song: Some lifetime long symphony piece that incorporates techno-beats and a full choir.
93) Your funniest experience: "Trees have bones."
94) Your scariest moment: Living half of my life on a powder-keg.
95) The silliest thing you've ever said: "Politics! Politicality! AND SWEARING!"
96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex: Say hello.
97) The scariest thing that's ever happened while with your friend(s): Convinced them I had actually fainted on the pavement.
99) The best feeling in the world: A cup of warm tea in your hands, a plate of fresh cookies off to one side, all nine muses singing their songs of inspiration to you, and a good joke from three weeks ago coming back to you.
100) I tag:
NO ONE! Because I know how irritating it is to be tagged. *giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*
  • Mood: Peaceful
  • Listening to: Ballad of the Windfish by RomTom
  • Reading: The Norton Anthology
  • Watching: Eureka
  • Playing: Oracle of Ages
  • Eating: Cup Noodles.
  • Drinking: Tea

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Brian Seltsam
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I am a teenaged boy, occasionally with too much time on his hands. I work primarily with the written word, but also with pixels and 3D modeling. A great deal of my work is fan work, but I also create original pieces, usually written...

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xXxButterflysxXx Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  New member Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you for the fav' :)
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ProfessorVermo Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
My Pleasure~
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Faith-Blairheather Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014
Thank u for the fav' ; )
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CanisLupusDingo Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014   General Artist
Thank you kindly for the :+fav: :boogie: I really appreciate it!
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ProfessorVermo Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
My pleasure! I enjoy seeing a well done rendition of most anything Zelda related, the goddesses in particular.
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Steffanic Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you very much for favouriting =)
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ProfessorVermo Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
My pleasure! You've got a lot of interesting concepts in there. I'm also quite curious about the pokemon hunters series. Are you planning more? Or just those two/three (Depending on whether the apothecary is just a grass pokemon hunter)?
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Steffanic Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, I certainly have more planned. But currently, I really don't get to do as much art in my free time as I'd like to. I not only have college work now, but when I get the chance, I work on a single piece I have going as a present, which I may upload here when it's done. After that, I'll be making a start on some new stuff.
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ProfessorVermo Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Ah yes, get college stuff out of the way first.
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Quanyails Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014   General Artist
Thanks for the :+fav:!
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